Greetings,
I know, deep in my heart, that countless souls will be awaiting every scrap of news about my glamorous life teaching middle school English in Beirut. So in order to please the masses I've established this blog for that very purpose. I've always been a firm believer in the expression: "ya gotta give the people what they want!"
By planting my flag firmly in the soil of the blogosphere I've both joined the future of all media and made a vast number of people deliriously happy.
So, what will I be writing about? I will be holding forth on a wide variety of topics, including, but not limited to: life, love, the arts, philosophy, education, why King Boo is the best MarioKart character, living in Beirut, etc. I invite everyone to live vicariously through me and what will undoubtedly be my swashbuckling adventures across the Middle East.
Thank you for reading,
Matt
I know, deep in my heart, that countless souls will be awaiting every scrap of news about my glamorous life teaching middle school English in Beirut. So in order to please the masses I've established this blog for that very purpose. I've always been a firm believer in the expression: "ya gotta give the people what they want!"
By planting my flag firmly in the soil of the blogosphere I've both joined the future of all media and made a vast number of people deliriously happy.
So, what will I be writing about? I will be holding forth on a wide variety of topics, including, but not limited to: life, love, the arts, philosophy, education, why King Boo is the best MarioKart character, living in Beirut, etc. I invite everyone to live vicariously through me and what will undoubtedly be my swashbuckling adventures across the Middle East.
Thank you for reading,
Matt
Wow Matt! Not a whole lot has changed, huh?
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